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Man, my mom found the first condom I bought.
To make matters worse she wanted to have a talk and she kept saying she found my “safe”. I had no f^¢£ing clue what she was talking about. Then she started talking about sex, I was still hung up on what safe I had, was it full of money, drugs, what?
Eventually got around to figuring it out - apparently back in their day they called condoms “safes”.
Also apparently a “roadie” is a drink while driving not road head. Different story for a different day.
Comment by jewboydan at 26/12/2018 at 05:46 UTC
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HahahHa thanks for that laugh