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I went to a convenience store to buy condoms and looked for a box of a dozen. All they had was packs of three. I held up up a three pack and and asked the Korean proprietor (who spoke so so English) "Do you have a box of twelve?" He opened his eyes in surprise, glancing at my crotch and held his hands about a foot apart exclaiming "Twelrve?!"
Me laughing, "No, not 12 inches, 12 condoms."
He seemed disappointed, "No 12, only 3."
When I told my wife the story when I got home she laughed WAY louder and longer that was strictly necessary.
So whenever the word "twelve" comes up in the wild, we look at each other, and in a Korean accent exclaim "Twelve!"
Comment by jewboydan at 26/12/2018 at 05:45 UTC
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Hahahaha has a good laugh thanks 12