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I was going to a football game and loaded three beers in each sleeve of my coat. My buddy got frisked and they took the two beers he stashed in his pockets. My jacket was unzipped and I just walked up to security hands in the air, cans resting on my shoulders. They patted my empty pockets and I walked in with a six pack, free and easy.
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