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Man last formal I got a story
I was like really fucked up when going in but I wanted to maintain that state so I decided to sneak 2 shots in
But security is full on patting down everyone front and back so me in my genius drunk state decide to hold the little shot containers in my hands and just turn them the other way as I turn around and get patted down.
Lol unbelievable it worked perfectly
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 23:18 UTC
145 upvotes, 1 direct replies
That's fuckin hilarious.
Winter formal I kept going to the washroom. Principal aks me why I keep going cuz some kids were clearly on drugs.
I just remember looking him dead in the eye "i shit when im nervous"
No further questions asked
Comment by HI_Handbasket at 24/12/2018 at 02:28 UTC
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I was going to a football game and loaded three beers in each sleeve of my coat. My buddy got frisked and they took the two beers he stashed in his pockets. My jacket was unzipped and I just walked up to security hands in the air, cans resting on my shoulders. They patted my empty pockets and I walked in with a six pack, free and easy.