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It isnt worth gettin kicked out. Trust me smoke and drink about 20 min before going in. Then apply your cologne/mouthwash to mask any smells.
If they ask any questions say you talked with [insert well known school stoner]. Worked for most of us
Comment by TRichard3814 at 23/12/2018 at 23:15 UTC
146 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Man last formal I got a story
I was like really fucked up when going in but I wanted to maintain that state so I decided to sneak 2 shots in
But security is full on patting down everyone front and back so me in my genius drunk state decide to hold the little shot containers in my hands and just turn them the other way as I turn around and get patted down.
Lol unbelievable it worked perfectly
Comment by tregorman at 26/12/2018 at 22:20 UTC
11 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Or use edibles. Much easier
Comment by [deleted] at 26/12/2018 at 23:32 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Telling another guy smoked is a dick move
Comment by TheRedmanCometh at 24/12/2018 at 04:08 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yeah but if you dont keep up your high youll just ptfo in my experience
Comment by ImperfectRegulator at 08/01/2019 at 15:20 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Unless you go to a school that administers a breathalyzer rest before you can enter the dance