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As you know, the trick to becoming an adult is being responsible and buying the condoms in the first place. The trick to becoming a “Christian” is to put the damn rocks down and stop judging people in Walgreens.
It reminds me of this play with a wedding in it. This old lady asks why the bride is wearing white. She’s told because she’s 18 and a virgin. 18 and still a virgin?? asks the old lady. Weren’t you a virgin when you were 18? they ask. Her answer: Well yes, but I thought there’d been progress!
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