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Or just "mind your own fucking business buddy/lady".
Also there's no reason to be ashamed by buying condoms, so don't care.
That's really the trick to becoming an adult: caring a lot less about what random people in the Walgreens checkout line think of you and what you're doing.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 20:21 UTC
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Comment by MutantMartian at 24/12/2018 at 01:29 UTC
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As you know, the trick to becoming an adult is being responsible and buying the condoms in the first place. The trick to becoming a “Christian” is to put the damn rocks down and stop judging people in Walgreens.
It reminds me of this play with a wedding in it. This old lady asks why the bride is wearing white. She’s told because she’s 18 and a virgin. 18 and still a virgin?? asks the old lady. Weren’t you a virgin when you were 18? they ask. Her answer: Well yes, but I thought there’d been progress!
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 22:32 UTC
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My aunts had stopped saying me “you are the next” at weddings when I started saying the same to them at funerals.
Comment by ISpendAllDayOnReddit at 23/12/2018 at 22:11 UTC
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Or just "mind your own fucking business buddy/lady".
See, that's being too nice and they'll just think "ooo he's a fistey one"
Better to take it over the top with something like "mind your own business you stupid bitch"