9051 upvotes, 10 direct replies (showing 10)
View submission: [deleted by user]
[deleted]
Comment by Alarid at 23/12/2018 at 19:02 UTC
2923 upvotes, 6 direct replies
Or for your magnum dong
Comment by MomentarySpark at 23/12/2018 at 19:46 UTC
822 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Or just "mind your own fucking business buddy/lady".
Also there's no reason to be ashamed by buying condoms, so don't care.
That's really the trick to becoming an adult: caring a lot less about what random people in the Walgreens checkout line think of you and what you're doing.
Comment by mogna_peat at 23/12/2018 at 20:03 UTC
107 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The less deodorant I put on the less condoms I have to use.
But when I do use deodorant, there's a bigger chance people will want to be around me...which may lead to intimacy...someday?
Comment by MethaneProbe4MrLion at 23/12/2018 at 23:41 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
*Condoms?!* I thought these were balloons. Ack sure they'll do.
Comment by Pimptastic_Brad at 23/12/2018 at 23:38 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"What deodorant eliminates dick stank the best?"
Comment by tcoolb at 23/12/2018 at 20:04 UTC
8 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Or it's for an experiment with diet coke, condoms, and a freezer
Comment by Standgrounding at 23/12/2018 at 23:19 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"My brother asked me to buy some"
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 23:48 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
condom challenge
Comment by Jason0h11 at 24/12/2018 at 22:44 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The experiment is, does deodorant mixed with water make a good lube for anal?
Comment by gamageeknerd at 24/12/2018 at 02:40 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Does putting old spice in condoms make you Terry Crews?