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When she said aren't you a little young to use those you should've said aren't you a little old to care. Or deodorant is for all ages maam.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 15:57 UTC
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Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 16:09 UTC
3986 upvotes, 21 direct replies
lol I’m not funny enough to think of that.
Comment by Allupual at 23/12/2018 at 17:31 UTC
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The deodorant part would be perfect lmao
Comment by novaquasarsuper at 23/12/2018 at 18:35 UTC
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My clever comeback doesn't come to mind until 2 days later while I'm taking a morning shower.
Comment by DontSteelMyYams at 23/12/2018 at 19:21 UTC
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“I’m actually doing a class project to see how many people would potentially call someone out for buying condoms and make them feel uncomfortable!”
Comment by Mr_Football at 23/12/2018 at 20:04 UTC
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"Aren't you a little old to be breathing?" is one I will never forget
Comment by Covetous1 at 23/12/2018 at 21:45 UTC
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Should have looked her straight in the eyes and said "wanna find out"
Comment by NiBBa_Chan at 23/12/2018 at 19:34 UTC
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Just freak out like "oh my god why are you so interested in my dick?" pretend to be way overly offended and disgusted by her "advances"
Comment by NiceFormBro at 23/12/2018 at 19:50 UTC
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Fuuuuuuck that's a good one
Comment by Wahsteve at 23/12/2018 at 20:12 UTC
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I just go for a dead-pan "no" or "yes" if you want to shutdown shit like this. If the person still won't take the hint and continues down the path of Fucking Stupid just maintain eye contact and calmly but tersely insist on bringing the conversation back where you want it "How much do I owe? That's everything. I need/don't need a bag" Etc.
Comment by Shabozz at 23/12/2018 at 20:18 UTC*
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deleted ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.2930 ^^^What ^^^is ^^^this?
Comment by knortfoxx at 23/12/2018 at 20:39 UTC
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"your mom doesn't think so"
Comment by Bren0man at 23/12/2018 at 21:00 UTC
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I'm thinking: "You know what I think I *am* a little too old for? Fathering children."
Comment by Nathund at 24/12/2018 at 03:04 UTC
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"Aren't you a little old to be such a debilitating cunt?"
Comment by MrRogersWhat at 23/12/2018 at 19:39 UTC
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Or a good old, "Jealous because you no longer need them?"
Then everyone would have thought he was a little shit and left him alone.
But I like the deodorant switcheroo.
Comment by idlevalley at 23/12/2018 at 19:24 UTC
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I'm an old lady and I would be delighted to see a young person buying condoms and I wouldn't be rude enough to react in any way at all.
I wonder if you had been like 65 if she would have told him Sir, Don't you think you're a little old to be using those?" In front of people no less. He would have had her fired.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 19:28 UTC
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That's much worse than what he actually said.
Comment by chiefalzar at 23/12/2018 at 19:39 UTC
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Shoulda just sad lil young to be raising a child too
Comment by OneBlueAstronaut at 23/12/2018 at 19:58 UTC
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second one way better imo
Comment by Seinfelds-van at 23/12/2018 at 21:09 UTC
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Or, did you want me to get your granddaughter pregnant?
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 21:35 UTC
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Or said "I don't know, what is the right age? How old were you when someone put their penis in you for the first time?"
It's a good way to use matter of fact language so they can't get offended, you are just talking about the topic they started.
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Or you could say, "I might be, but she's older so she'll help me out" and then turned and high fived the person behind you.
Comment by Ronin497 at 23/12/2018 at 18:25 UTC
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You’ve made my day a little brighter, that is hilarious.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 19:12 UTC
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That second line was boss
Comment by pupper25678 at 23/12/2018 at 21:41 UTC
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"Oh yes i forgot they didnt have these in ww2, not like you would have needed them anyways"
Comment by Apocolyposaurus at 23/12/2018 at 23:12 UTC
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