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That's fuckin hilarious.
Winter formal I kept going to the washroom. Principal aks me why I keep going cuz some kids were clearly on drugs.
I just remember looking him dead in the eye "i shit when im nervous"
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Comment by TRichard3814 at 24/12/2018 at 00:49 UTC
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That’s fucking incredible lol I think I went to the bathroom 8 times but the teacher in charge wouldn’t mess with me because I was student Council President and got kicked out for some bullshit by her and she knows I despise her for it lol. She said something to me on the way out of the bathroom and I just said busy drinking.
The fucking sneaky alcohol pull in was something I only could have thought would work wellcompetely fucked