Comment by Alarid on 23/12/2018 at 19:02 UTC

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Or for your magnum dong

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Comment by peppaz at 23/12/2018 at 21:03 UTC

325 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Thanks Dr Tobaggan!

Comment by MisterDurncan at 23/12/2018 at 21:23 UTC

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I got a wad of hundreds, I got my magnum condoms, I’m ready to plow!

Comment by brokecollegestudent3 at 24/12/2018 at 00:54 UTC

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r/unexpectedIASIP

Comment by good_guy_submitter at 25/12/2018 at 04:27 UTC

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Bonus if you get the old lady's phone number after telling her about your magnum dong.

Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 01:59 UTC

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You got the HIV

Comment by bswiftt at 24/12/2018 at 02:27 UTC

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OR mind your business MA'AM