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My friends mom went through her room and found weed and condoms. Didn’t get mad about the weed but grounded her for having protected sex 😬
Comment by raddaya at 23/12/2018 at 18:12 UTC
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I've genuinely never ever met the type of person who would be pissed about condoms but not weed. Or was this some wacky-ass fifth-age hippy mom who thinks condoms are unnatural?
Comment by KillaZami at 23/12/2018 at 17:43 UTC
243 upvotes, 2 direct replies
m u r i c a
Comment by u-a-everything-bagel at 23/12/2018 at 23:57 UTC
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The first guy I had sex with thought it’d be a good idea to **flush** the condoms down the toilet... one didn’t flush and my mom flipped out and grounded me. I remember thinking, “what the fuck?! at least I fucking used them!” and being pissed because she got pregnant with me at 16 so I figured she’d appreciate the fact that I was being smart about it
Comment by Myotherdumbname at 23/12/2018 at 20:27 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
They’re not mad about protected sex, they’re mad about the sex
Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 05:42 UTC
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A long time ago, when my dad found my oldest brother's condoms, he walked into his room, tossed them at him while he was sitting on his bed, and said 'Just remember, they aren't mine, they aren't your mother's, they are yours', and then walked out.
That was the talk, and that story was the talk for everyone else in the family.
Comment by minimuscleR at 24/12/2018 at 07:12 UTC
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Legit if my mum found condoms now (I don't own any though hahaha, single me... :( )she would flip
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Comment by TheRedmanCometh at 24/12/2018 at 04:11 UTC
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I hear shit like this and I'm like ehhh I might be a good dad one day
Comment by PRINCE-KRAZIE at 23/12/2018 at 20:02 UTC
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I downvoted this comment so that it can stay at 666 likes
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 21:01 UTC
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Maybe she thought the risk of pregnancy even with a condom is too much? Or maybe because she didnt tell her mom about the sex or something