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Ew who uses a cantaloupe?
Just use a coconut like a regular person.
Comment by The0919 at 23/12/2018 at 17:51 UTC
1175 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Don't remind me of that cursed post
Comment by OMGitsAva_ at 23/12/2018 at 17:41 UTC
210 upvotes, 5 direct replies
no you’re supposed to use a grapefruit duh
Comment by YouDontFuckCoconuts at 23/12/2018 at 19:14 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Fucking no.
Comment by Scratchjackson at 23/12/2018 at 20:26 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Someone who can’t elope.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 20:46 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No you weirdo, use a squid like everyone else.
Or break your arms and it'll be taken care of.
Comment by Furt77 at 23/12/2018 at 20:56 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
But a cantaloupe microwaves easier.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 21:26 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Comment by ButtVader at 23/12/2018 at 22:47 UTC
1 upvotes, 1 direct replies
or a couch
Comment by OneCoolBoi at 23/12/2018 at 22:57 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You coconut fuckers. Use a leather couch like the rest of us.
Comment by sanct1x at 23/12/2018 at 23:28 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Did someone say Coconut? *Unzips*
Comment by sHoRtBuSseR at 24/12/2018 at 00:08 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I prefer a squid
Comment by JDSmagic at 24/12/2018 at 01:07 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
r/cocofleshlights
Comment by Jdididijemej3jcjdjej at 24/12/2018 at 03:34 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
No no you are supposed to use Apple pie , just as the educational movie told us
Comment by TheRedmanCometh at 24/12/2018 at 04:10 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I feel dubious proudness of never fucking fruits
Comment by rawker86 at 24/12/2018 at 05:39 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
i thought we were just cutting holes in pillows these days?
Comment by teenagediirtbag at 24/12/2018 at 11:43 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
or a pie like my buddy jim did
Comment by TheFriendlyFerret at 24/12/2018 at 20:40 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
r/cocofleshlights