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The cantaloupe can't get pregnant, man.
Comment by throwaway11111011111 at 23/12/2018 at 17:23 UTC
2398 upvotes, 17 direct replies
Ew who uses a cantaloupe?
Just use a coconut like a regular person.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 17:18 UTC
24 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I see you speak from experience
Comment by 9gag-is-dank at 23/12/2018 at 17:32 UTC
31 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Idk about that man. life finds a way
Comment by AgitatedJacket at 23/12/2018 at 21:39 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That's a funny way to spell coconut
Comment by sircatala at 24/12/2018 at 04:20 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I laughed so fucking hard man lmao
Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 04:12 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You mean "The coconut can't get pregnant, man."