Comment by [deleted] on 23/12/2018 at 16:02 UTC

4831 upvotes, 19 direct replies (showing 19)

My friend's grandmother works in a hospital, so my friend has a *shit ton* of spare condoms. Whenever I "need" one (For other stuff, Im still a virgin) I just get it from him

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Comment by varaaki at 23/12/2018 at 17:10 UTC

3480 upvotes, 6 direct replies

The cantaloupe can't get pregnant, man.

Comment by olssonfred at 23/12/2018 at 17:16 UTC

238 upvotes, 6 direct replies

What stuff?

Comment by Wingedwing at 23/12/2018 at 18:01 UTC

195 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Clearly he’s using the spare condoms to make atomic bombs for his water balloon fights.

Comment by AssWhopper at 23/12/2018 at 16:21 UTC

1102 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Anal?

Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 17:19 UTC

64 upvotes, 5 direct replies

I would say what other stuff? but I'm not sure I want to know...

Comment by ManBearPotato13 at 23/12/2018 at 20:47 UTC

11 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I just got the mental image of you sitting in your room with a mountain of condoms blowing condom balloons. Made me think of 40 year old virgin lol.

Comment by TheNewUnique at 23/12/2018 at 17:50 UTC

32 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Why is his fucking grandmother giving him condoms lol

Comment by Furt77 at 23/12/2018 at 20:56 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Whenever I "need" one (For other stuff, Im still a virgin)

Water balloons?

Comment by NottmForest at 23/12/2018 at 21:15 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I’m assuming for posh wanks?

Comment by KTOSM at 23/12/2018 at 23:47 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

They keep condoms in the hospital? I work for a hospital and I have never heard of us keeping condoms.

Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 03:59 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I used to get tons of freebies from my gay guy friends and everywhere we went, and just leave them in dishes in the house. never saw people take them but I hope I helped prevent some embarrassment and pregnancies.

Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 10:03 UTC*

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

yeah my dad owns a medical clinic I sometimes set up the inventory shit and my dad gets a lot free meds, so I got valium and xans for days (but I dont take that shit ofc, would only sell it but don’t)

Comment by MercenaryCow at 23/12/2018 at 21:55 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Are they for your coconut?

Comment by RosemaryCrafting at 23/12/2018 at 22:58 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

How many times have you needed a condoms for non sex purposes?

Comment by [deleted] at 24/12/2018 at 01:09 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Girls like you really make the world go round. Never change

Comment by kwiklok at 24/12/2018 at 08:32 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I now have questions. For starters, what is the 'other stuff'?

Comment by lUNITl at 24/12/2018 at 01:16 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Sup with the quotes bro, do you not really need one? Wtf are you doing with them?