4879 upvotes, 10 direct replies (showing 10)
View submission: [deleted by user]
"Oh my bad lady, Imma just hit it raw and hope she don't get knocked up"
You sure?
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 18:13 UTC*
1816 upvotes, 5 direct replies
[deleted]
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 18:51 UTC
24 upvotes, 1 direct replies
He didnt actually say that to be fair.
Comment by TannerThanUsual at 24/12/2018 at 01:32 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think it's a different type of humor. "I'mma just hit it raw and hope she doesn't get pregnant" is a sort of sarcastic, cynical comeback, whereas "Deodorant is for all ages ma'am" is more of a witty response. I think both are funny responses but use a different type of humor and tone.
Comment by TotallyBelievesYou at 23/12/2018 at 19:50 UTC
16 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yeah this is what he came up with in the shower a day after the incident. In the store he probably was smiling ashamed like a lil' bitch.
Comment by throwaway246oh1 at 23/12/2018 at 18:12 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Yes.
Comment by Nerdcules at 23/12/2018 at 19:12 UTC
12 upvotes, 2 direct replies
0% chance he actually thought of that on the spot.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 23:01 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That was a quality comment I must say
Comment by mgnorthcott at 31/12/2018 at 20:01 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I strongly doubt he said that there.
Comment by [deleted] at 23/12/2018 at 22:16 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I don’t think he actually said that
I think he said “n-no” and that’s it
Comment by AC3x0FxSPADES at 23/12/2018 at 22:37 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The chance that he actually said that is even less than someone mentioning your condoms in line.