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View submission: I’ve been bamboozled
Viking Owner to consultant - How can I increase my profit margins?
Consultant - Well, you can save 10% of the production cost by using this little plastic insert so you can “fill” with only half the actual product you are using now. The beauty is that your loyal customers will need to replenish their supply much sooner and buy your product twice as often as usual.
Viking Owner - And you’re sure my customers will remain loyal?
Consultant- Suuuuure! Don’t you believe in your own product?
Comment by [deleted] at 22/10/2018 at 01:35 UTC*
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