I’ve been bamboozled

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created by TicketOak23 on 21/10/2018 at 13:20 UTC

58604 upvotes, 91 top-level comments (showing 25)

Comments

Comment by [deleted] at 21/10/2018 at 15:17 UTC

3878 upvotes, 5 direct replies

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Comment by realmathtician at 21/10/2018 at 13:36 UTC*

11019 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Belongs more in r/assholedesign. Edit: A lot of people are saying it's fine here. I agree with that, and all I'm saying is that it could do even better as a crosspost.

Comment by Amadooze at 21/10/2018 at 14:52 UTC

3873 upvotes, 10 direct replies

This shouldn't be allowed, you should be able to see what you get

Comment by webchimp32 at 21/10/2018 at 15:05 UTC

1117 upvotes, 16 direct replies

Should have bought Dapper Dan.

Comment by Vrigoth at 21/10/2018 at 15:25 UTC

840 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Isn't there a law against misleading advertising/packaging?

Comment by Jewey at 21/10/2018 at 15:29 UTC

629 upvotes, 7 direct replies

That looks like the perfect place to store flowers of a certain genus.

Comment by jrrhea at 21/10/2018 at 16:16 UTC

75 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Viking Owner to consultant - How can I increase my profit margins?

Consultant - Well, you can save 10% of the production cost by using this little plastic insert so you can “fill” with only half the actual product you are using now. The beauty is that your loyal customers will need to replenish their supply much sooner and buy your product twice as often as usual.

Viking Owner - And you’re sure my customers will remain loyal?

Consultant- Suuuuure! Don’t you believe in your own product?

Comment by sammysuede at 21/10/2018 at 16:18 UTC

32 upvotes, 1 direct replies

You've been smeckledorfed

Comment by zombiegod at 21/10/2018 at 17:24 UTC

206 upvotes, 1 direct replies

On the bright side it doubles as a good stash for drugs

Comment by Thrownitawaytho at 21/10/2018 at 17:39 UTC

29 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Actually buying pomade that says "Viking Revolution", especially with that font choice.

The bamboozle started early.

Comment by Kayco2002 at 21/10/2018 at 16:21 UTC

114 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Fun math fact for you: if a cylinder and a cone have the same height and base, the cone will have one third the volume of the cylinder. Now, this isn't a perfect cone, but I'm guessing you got bamboozled out of at least half of the volume of the cylinder.

Comment by [deleted] at 21/10/2018 at 16:22 UTC

76 upvotes, 2 direct replies

I almost bought this pomade on Amazon. I am now very glad I didn’t.

Comment by Skyaboo at 21/10/2018 at 16:06 UTC

22 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I got a ten dollar lipliner pen once. In the package, the tip of the pen is exposed for you to see. There was no more than that tip in the pen.

Comment by [deleted] at 21/10/2018 at 15:18 UTC*

40 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by paolog at 21/10/2018 at 13:21 UTC

376 upvotes, 5 direct replies

Comment by pezfan at 21/10/2018 at 15:46 UTC

16 upvotes, 1 direct replies

But now you have a great secret hiding place!

Comment by Asoxus at 21/10/2018 at 16:51 UTC

12 upvotes, 2 direct replies

PriCeD bY weIgHt

Comment by [deleted] at 21/10/2018 at 16:39 UTC

8 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Fucking shady ass Vikings. They raped and pillaged your wallet.

Comment by ThoriumJeep at 21/10/2018 at 16:01 UTC

13 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Layrite!!

Comment by theMRMaddMan at 21/10/2018 at 17:28 UTC

5 upvotes, 0 direct replies

r/assholedesign

Comment by Spoiled_Soul at 21/10/2018 at 14:41 UTC

29 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Did you get your bamboozle insurance beforehand?

Comment by MetalsDeadAndSoAmI at 21/10/2018 at 15:12 UTC

18 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That's a bummer. I used their facial scrub and it works great. Hate when companies do this.

Comment by [deleted] at 21/10/2018 at 17:03 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Can get 16oz of Crisco for 2.99

Comment by skevisgod at 21/10/2018 at 17:14 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Damn, as much as I hate it, it would make for a solid drugs hiding spot

Comment by JackDragon88 at 22/10/2018 at 04:04 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

That's so you can hide your weeeeeeeeed.