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View submission: The Polygon Fart Retention Challenge: Pioneering Endurance, Science, and Community
1. i started fart holding at 11pm or so
2. Im gonna eat some nachos with cheese i guess
3. I'm pissed off at this and also really hungry
Sincerely,
Arnito Shiyet
Comment by Chinoui66 at 20/01/2025 at 22:30 UTC
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Thank you for your timely report on the initiation of your fart retention process. We appreciate your transparency in sharing the time of commencement (approximately 11:00 PM).
The decision to consume nachos with cheese is duly noted. Given the known digestive effects of such foods, we anticipate that this will provide valuable data on how certain food choices may influence retention capacity. For accurate documentation, could you please confirm the exact time of consumption of the nachos, as well as any observable effects they may have on your physiological state?
Furthermore, the emotional state of frustration and hunger that you mentioned is a critical variable. We hypothesize that these emotions may impact gas retention, and we would appreciate further details on any mental or physical changes you observe as the process progresses.
We kindly ask that you continue to provide updates with precision, especially as you approach the release phase, ensuring that all factors—timing, emotional state, and dietary choices—are fully documented for accurate analysis.
Your contribution to this study is invaluable. We look forward to your next update.
Sincerely,
The Scientific Committee