The Polygon Fart Retention Challenge: Pioneering Endurance, Science, and Community

https://www.reddit.com/r/kraw/comments/1i620pc/the_polygon_fart_retention_challenge_pioneering/

created by Chinoui66 on 20/01/2025 at 21:44 UTC*

12 upvotes, 5 top-level comments (showing 5)

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In the spirit of scientific exploration and human endurance, we are thrilled to introduce the Controlled Fart Retention Tournament. This event will assess participants’ capacity for gas retention and their decision-making under pressure to ensure scientific and cryptographic progress on the Polygon Ecosystem.

Objectives:

To help alike individuals to meet eachothers and build solid relationships on the Polygon POF Ecosystem

To analyze the factors influencing the release decision.

To award participants who demonstrate exceptional endurance and transparency in reporting.

Rules of Participation:

1️⃣ Share the beginning of the Rentention period : You are free of the way you are choosing to do so. Every submission will be reviewed by a small panels of highly skilled and handpicked individuals experts in the medical, cryptographic, audio, and visual domains.

2️⃣ Documentation: Upon release, provide the following:

Exact time of release (verified via timestamp).

Duration of retention (hours, minutes, seconds).

A concise explanation of the environmental or physiological factors that led to the release.

3️⃣ Submission Integrity: All data submitted must be verifiable. Anecdotal evidence will be cross-checked for consistency.

Rewards:

A to-be-determined amount of KRAW rewards will be distributed among top-performing participants, based on endurance, data accuracy, and scientific insight.

The top contributors will receive exclusive incentives that reflect their contributions to this pioneering exploration of human physiology and their engagement within the Polygon community. These incentives may include:

This initiative celebrates both human resilience and collaborative growth, further solidifying our community’s commitment to progress and innovation.

Participation in the Controlled Fart Retention Tournament is entirely voluntary. By participating, you acknowledge and accept full responsibility for your own physical well-being. Participants are advised to respect their personal physical limits and not to engage in any actions that may cause discomfort, harm, or adverse health effects.

The organizers of this event are not liable for any injuries, illnesses, or other issues arising from participation. If you experience discomfort or health concerns during the event, you should immediately stop participating and seek medical advice if necessary.

Comments

Comment by Cravensworth_redux at 20/01/2025 at 21:49 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Finally a real world usecase for crypto!

Comment by tip2663 at 20/01/2025 at 22:05 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

What the fuck is this fever dream of a token

Whatever, I guess. I hodl farts now, will report back

Comment by Mrmakanakai at 20/01/2025 at 22:42 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

ELI5?

Am dumb. Bought kraw. Pleez ecksplayne.

Comment by LuminousViper at 21/01/2025 at 08:51 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I woke up this morning and ripped a 12 hour brewer, completely forgot about the comp 🤦‍♂️

Comment by Mrmakanakai at 21/01/2025 at 19:25 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I have started holding a fart. Started at 12:30 pm CST at the first signs of snowfall in Florida.

Will hold until the snow goes away.

HOFL