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Donald moaned, tilting his head back as he slid down on the silicone cock.
He wrapped a hand around his small, dripping dick.
“V-Vlad-” he murmured, his nasally voice dripping with lust as he moved down the fake dick, letting out tiny moans with every movement.
“Vladimiiiiir..” he moaned louder, rocking his hips as he reached the base. “My Ukraine is dripping.”
He steadied himself with his other hand, lifting his wrinkly flabby ass before sinking back down because he was too weak to hold himself up.
“V-Vlad, oh god, I-I’m close, daddy!” he cried.
The man in question had coincidentally stepped into the office for some reason with his new implants on full display, before slowly stepping out before Trump could notice, shaking his head.
This was normal.
Donald was still moaning his heart out, slowly fucking himself on the thick cock, before he came unannounced over his tiny ass baby hand.
“Daddyyyyy..~” he breathed, his eyes opening. “My Trussy… Invade my Trussy…”
He looked around the empty room, noticing how all of the paintings’ eyes were focused on him.
Somehow.
He struggled to get off the fake cock, his loose skin flapping as he finally succeeded, dropping to the floor on his stomach, before wrapping his lips around it, sucking vigorously, as though he was trying to make the silicone cum.
He drooled around it, and could only fit the tip in.
For a guy with such a big mouth, he's gotta work on his fellatio skills.
He paused after his heart couldn't handle the sheer force of half sitting up, slowly flopping to the floor, covered in his own cum.
His eyes fluttered shut, before he fell asleep, half naked on his office floor.
He woke up after an hour to his assistant Demetri shrieking- “WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IS THE PRESIDENT NAKED? WHY IS THERE A DILDO ON THE FLOOR?!!”
At the word dildo, Donald released over his stomach again.
He had a cum word for times like this, duh.
The people continued to scream, before they left.
Donald’s phone was blowing up with notifications that his nudes were released and people did not want to see them.
He moaned, rolling over and falling asleep again.
He was the president.
He didn't care about this shit.
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 06:55 UTC
52 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Well written, what color was the dildo though
Comment by freedomfighter1123 at 25/02/2022 at 07:06 UTC
22 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The legend is here!
Comment by nono_le_robot at 25/02/2022 at 08:22 UTC
8 upvotes, 1 direct replies
WAT
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 10:53 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Out fucking standing, demetri. One of your best yet.
Comment by Alienbreadd at 25/02/2022 at 12:03 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Bro you're seriously sick. Not just in the head space but probably some sort of virus that takes over your nervous system and makes it attack itself and shut down all of your defense mechanisms in your body so that you slowly disintegrate into a bodiless mass. I get that you're being descriptive but you need to get Trump out of your head he's fucking up your spirit. Just like I had to get evil out of my head as well.
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 11:49 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Very unrealistic. Not a single mention of a Big Mac.
Comment by not_Harvard_moves at 25/02/2022 at 10:05 UTC*
4 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Donald 🤡 moaned, tilting his head 🗣 back as he slid down 👇 on the silicone cock. He wrapped 🎁 a hand around 🍆🍆👅 his 🤜🍖 small, 🥺 dripping dick. “V-Vlad-🥴” he murmured, his nasally 👃🐽voice dripping🚱 with lust as he 👈😩 moved down 📩 the fake 👺 dick 🦴, letting out 💋👄 tiny moans with every movement.💃 “Vladimiiiiir..” he moaned louder 📢, rocking 🤘🪨 his hips as he 👈😡 reached the base💊. “My 😨 Ukraine 🇺🇦 is dripping.💧” He steadied himself 😤 with his 🐍 other hand, 🤚 lifting his wrinkly 👴flabby ass 🍑before sinking back down 🔽⤵️🔽⤵️ because 🧏♀️ he 😔 was too weak 🚫💪 to hold 👫 himself up. “V-Vlad, oh god🛐, I-I’m close🤏, daddy!” he 🗣️ cried. 🥲😭🥲 The man 💩 in question 🙋♂ had coincidentally stepped into 👣👏 the office 🏢 for some 😏 reason with his 💦 new implants🍒 on full display 😳, before slowly 🐌 stepping 🚶 out 💯 before Trump 🎃 could notice👁️, shaking his 🐍 head. 👩🦯 This was normal. 🤗 Donald 🐷 was still moaning his 💖💦 heart out, 😛 slowly fucking 🥵😫 himself 👉👌 on the thick ◽ cock, 🥒 before he came 💦 unannounced over his tiny🔎 ass baby hand👌. “Daddyyyyy..~😵” he breathed💨, his eyes 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️ opening. “My Trussy 💢😻… Invade my Trussy 💥🍑…” He looked around the empty room🧐, noticing how ❓ all 💯 of the paintings’ eyes 👁️👁️were focused on 🔛 him😱. Somehow. 🤔 He struggled to get off 📴�� the fake cock🍆, his loose ❌ skin 💯🤙🏻 flapping as he finally succeeded 😎, dropping 🤸♀️ to the floor on 🔛 his stomach🤰, 😂🤣 before wrapping his 👄💦 lips around it, sucking 🐓 vigorously, as though he was trying to make 🤲 the silicone cum. 💦💦💦 He drooled 🤤 around 🔃 it, and could only ☹️ fit the tip 🙊 in. 👇 For a guy with such 📶 a big 😻🍆 mouth, 👄 he's gotta work on his fellatio skills🤧🥺. He paused🛑 after his heart🫀 couldn't handle the sheer force 💪 of half sitting 🙄 up, 👍 slowly 🚫 flopping to the floor, covered in his ⚠️ own cum🥛. His eyes 👀 fluttered shut, before he fell🕳️🤸♀️ asleep💤, half naked 🍑 on his office floor. He 👺 woke 🥱 up after an hour ⏱️ to his assistant Demetri shrieking 🔊- “WHAT 🏻😂 THE FUCK!? 🤢 WHY 🤔 IS THE PRESIDENT🇺🇲 NAKED? WHY🤕 IS THERE A DILDO 🍆 ON 🔛 THE FLOOR?!! 🤮😐” At the word dildo, 🍆 Donald 💩 released over his stomach again🤠. He had a cum 😈💦💦😎 word 📃 for times like 😼👍 this, duh💁♀️💅. The people🌎 continued to scream🗣️, before they left. ⬅️👋 Donald’s phone 📲 was blowing 🌬️🌬️ up with notifications 🔔 that his nudes 🍑 🍆🔞 were released and people 👥 did not 🎈want to see 🙈🙉🙊 them. 🚫😡👎😭🍅🍅 He moaned💫🥵, rolling🧻 over and falling asleep🛌 again.🙄 He was the president🇱🇷. He didn't ❌ care about 💔😔 this shit.🤬
Comment by ManfredsJuicedBalls at 25/02/2022 at 20:23 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
What a bad day to be literate.
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 08:56 UTC*
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
unite label ad hoc waiting treatment clumsy disarm ring fact cats -- mass edited with redact.dev
Comment by Master_Of_Stalinium at 25/02/2022 at 18:10 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I started to read this in the Donald duck voice before I realised that you meant the other Donald
Comment by uhavethreeballs at 25/02/2022 at 20:08 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's *huge*
Comment by Ali80486 at 25/02/2022 at 20:20 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies