Comment by freedomfighter1123 on 25/02/2022 at 05:53 UTC*

2937 upvotes, 22 direct replies (showing 22)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

Edit: u/Woolooandwoohoo in case you need to review the meme in front of your parents, I have mark it as NSFW.

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Comment by joemorris16 at 25/02/2022 at 06:18 UTC

521 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Still, you should mark it NSFW lol

Comment by _demetri_ at 25/02/2022 at 06:50 UTC

163 upvotes, 12 direct replies

Donald moaned, tilting his head back as he slid down on the silicone cock.

He wrapped a hand around his small, dripping dick.

“V-Vlad-” he murmured, his nasally voice dripping with lust as he moved down the fake dick, letting out tiny moans with every movement.

“Vladimiiiiir..” he moaned louder, rocking his hips as he reached the base. “My Ukraine is dripping.”

He steadied himself with his other hand, lifting his wrinkly flabby ass before sinking back down because he was too weak to hold himself up.

“V-Vlad, oh god, I-I’m close, daddy!” he cried.

The man in question had coincidentally stepped into the office for some reason with his new implants on full display, before slowly stepping out before Trump could notice, shaking his head.

This was normal.

Donald was still moaning his heart out, slowly fucking himself on the thick cock, before he came unannounced over his tiny ass baby hand.

“Daddyyyyy..~” he breathed, his eyes opening. “My Trussy… Invade my Trussy…”

He looked around the empty room, noticing how all of the paintings’ eyes were focused on him.

Somehow.

He struggled to get off the fake cock, his loose skin flapping as he finally succeeded, dropping to the floor on his stomach, before wrapping his lips around it, sucking vigorously, as though he was trying to make the silicone cum.

He drooled around it, and could only fit the tip in.

For a guy with such a big mouth, he's gotta work on his fellatio skills.

He paused after his heart couldn't handle the sheer force of half sitting up, slowly flopping to the floor, covered in his own cum.

His eyes fluttered shut, before he fell asleep, half naked on his office floor.

He woke up after an hour to his assistant Demetri shrieking- “WHAT THE FUCK!? WHY IS THE PRESIDENT NAKED? WHY IS THERE A DILDO ON THE FLOOR?!!”

At the word dildo, Donald released over his stomach again.

He had a cum word for times like this, duh.

The people continued to scream, before they left.

Donald’s phone was blowing up with notifications that his nudes were released and people did not want to see them.

He moaned, rolling over and falling asleep again.

He was the president.

He didn't care about this shit.

Comment by Yadobler at 25/02/2022 at 08:58 UTC

25 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Please 🙏🏻 put 😏 an NSFW 😩 tag 🔖 on 🔛 this. I 👁 was on 🔛 the train 🚂 and when 🍑 I 👁 saw 👀 this I 👥 had to start 🆕 furiously 😡 masturbating 👶🏼. Everyone 👥 else 😤 gave 🎁 me strange 😉 looks 👀 and were saying 🗣 things 📴 like 👍 “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I 👁 dropped 🔽 my phone 🗣 and everyone 👥 around 🔃 me saw 😎👀 this image 🖼🚫. Now there is a whole 💦 train 💪🏻 of men 👦 masturbating 👶🏼 together 👫👷🏿 at this one ☝ image 🖼. This is all 💸💲💯 your 👉 fault 🐱, you 👈 could have prevented this if you 👉🙌 had just tagged this post 🚩 NSFW 😩.

Comment by mostnormal at 25/02/2022 at 07:02 UTC

12 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I texted my boss with this image and he said he would have fired me because it's 1 AM. But he started masturbating and thanked me after.

Comment by willjhc at 25/02/2022 at 09:25 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

r/copypasta

Comment by fkcd at 25/02/2022 at 08:59 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Pls unmark this nsfw I’m afraid other might miss the opportunity I’m upset about the tag because I myself almost missed it

Comment by Halcyous at 25/02/2022 at 08:56 UTC

0 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Just the desciption of these events got me going.