43 upvotes, 1 direct replies (showing 1)
View submission: I spit hot fire philosophy.
What's this weak-ass shit you've been spitting? Come follow me,
if you can step to the master of moral epistemology.
I'm chopping up perceptual justification like a casserole.
Vegetarian? Use your imagination - there's a giant hole
in these moral realist theorists' account of our moral lives.
Reflective equilibrium's a steak, and I'm getting out the knives
to filet it. All you Rawls fanboys are kitchen-less
I'll leave you spinning in a coherentist void, frictionless!
Meinong and Kripke?
Trying to diss me with these fools is a logical impossibility.
I'm riding with Susanna Siegel's rich perception
and when you hear these bars you'll be concealing your erection
'cause I've got the strongest arguments: Hodor Hodor
while you're chilling with your Aunty like Jerry Fodor.
I'm killing it, divine, like my rhymes are heaven-sent.
Like Ross's moral principles, my victory's *self-evident*.
Comment by drinka40tonight at 27/10/2015 at 02:43 UTC*
13 upvotes, 3 direct replies
I'm not even joking when I say that the profession would be improved if people had to comment in verse. My hope is to usher in a new era of philosophy that undermines the hegemony of JPhil, PPR, Nous, Mind, and the rest of the shit that I have to pretend to give a shit about.