I spit hot fire philosophy.

https://www.reddit.com/r/badphilosophy/comments/3qd0tw/i_spit_hot_fire_philosophy/

created by drinka40tonight on 27/10/2015 at 01:28 UTC*

75 upvotes, 8 top-level comments (showing 8)

Sup fools. Check it:

• I’m dropping bars faster than B. Russell drops wives;

Pushing fat men into trolleys, but not to save your life.

Put my Philippa Foot up your ass;

Fill up your ontology faster than Ocaam’s razor can cut grass.*

• Leave you floating, bloated in Meinong’s jungle-

got you runnin’ from gavagais.

Make it 3D semantics,

With my “D” as the surprise

Test paradox?

My attacks are unorthodox.

Left-foot forward, I’ll goofy clock all your propositions.

A-theory, B-theory: nobody got time for your suppositions.*

• I spit more fire than Kripke when I give my lecture.

I'll rigid designate you with my bare particular.

Got you stammerin' like Rawls, beggin' for submission.

Flip you around, put you in the Original Position.

I got you more confused than inductin' on grue.

Like Saul K, from my ladder I look down on you.*

• Whip 'em like the logic professor of Wykeham.

You be emoting “boo,” like something wrong with your brain stem.

I be like Ayer conversing with Tyson.

After my critique, I make you unexist like anti-Dasein.*

Get some Rap.Genius on this shit.

Comments

Comment by GFYsexyfatman at 27/10/2015 at 02:20 UTC

39 upvotes, 1 direct replies

What's this weak-ass shit you've been spitting? Come follow me,

if you can step to the master of moral epistemology.

I'm chopping up perceptual justification like a casserole.

Vegetarian? Use your imagination - there's a giant hole

in these moral realist theorists' account of our moral lives.

Reflective equilibrium's a steak, and I'm getting out the knives

to filet it. All you Rawls fanboys are kitchen-less

I'll leave you spinning in a coherentist void, frictionless!

Meinong and Kripke?

Trying to diss me with these fools is a logical impossibility.

I'm riding with Susanna Siegel's rich perception

and when you hear these bars you'll be concealing your erection

'cause I've got the strongest arguments: Hodor Hodor

while you're chilling with your Aunty like Jerry Fodor.

I'm killing it, divine, like my rhymes are heaven-sent.

Like Ross's moral principles, my victory's *self-evident*.

Comment by 10000keks at 27/10/2015 at 05:49 UTC

15 upvotes, 0 direct replies

• I love Rorty*

• And I hope Rorty loves me*

• I'd like to wrap my arms around him*

• And feel him inside me*

Comment by [deleted] at 27/10/2015 at 03:00 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Are you beginning to feel like a rap teapot?

Comment by giziti at 27/10/2015 at 05:27 UTC

5 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I'm drafting you for my philosophical witch-hunting team.

Comment by [deleted] at 27/10/2015 at 04:15 UTC

2 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I would partake, but I recently rewrote the first verse of Fuck the Police from the perspective of Kim Il-Sung, so I've hit my criminally dweeby rapping quota for this quarter.

Comment by chowdahdog at 28/10/2015 at 21:05 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg

Comment by StruckingFuggle at 27/10/2015 at 07:44 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Could Socrates questions and hypotheses define how you be dropping these?

Comment by [deleted] at 14/08/2024 at 13:12 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

you f.ucking retarded athiest scum, you hide in shadows like a coward you even disabled messages on your account like a pig because you afraid of criticism, you think yourself above us but you are useless and spread misinformation

we will make your life miserable and destroy your life no philosophy will save you from us you subhuman pig

hiding like a worm won't save you from us