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View submission: Out with 2016, in with 2017
In regard to point 4, I feel it necessary to point out that onion lovers have been scientifically proven to be mentally defective, and possibly dangerous to normal-thinking (aka onion-hating) people. We at /r/onionhate have tried in the past to convert onion lovers to the normal and right way of thinking (the onion-hating way), but have been largely unsuccessful due to the fact that the onion-loving defect seems to be ingrained in their DNA in most cases, or so far indoctrinated into them that reversing it is virtually impossible. While we, as compassionate people, continue to try to convince people of the evil of the onion, we admittedly don't try as hard as we might have in the past before this evidence came to light, especially when said onion-loving defectives come into our subs and attempt to proselytize in favor of the filthy onion.
I hope one day that all of humanity will convert to the right and true way and learn to see onions for what they are: a scourge on all that is good in this world, and a source of pure and unfiltered evil. Until then, we must unfortunately be somewhat heavy-handed in our handling of those who would come to our temple of light and attempt to spread the most horrific blasphemies. I'm sure you can understand our position on this.
Comment by Ansoni at 25/01/2017 at 20:14 UTC
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So are you the original founder of /r/onionhate[1]?
1: /r/peoplewhodon%27tknowhowtocookonionswell
Comment by SpearOfBitterMercy at 25/01/2017 at 19:45 UTC
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You and the flat earth people are just absolutely adorable. /s
Comment by [deleted] at 25/01/2017 at 18:59 UTC
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YOU LIE