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View submission: /r/OWS Brouhaha Recap
accusing jcm267 of being a "government-funded astroturf agent,"
So… how does one go about getting one of these government-funded astroturfing jobs? I'd probably be pretty good at it and could use the cash so… feel free to get in touch with me, government handlers.
Comment by Facehammer at 12/03/2012 at 11:00 UTC
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You simply have to publicly assert that you *aren't* a government shill. It also helps if you start calling people "son," and insist that you have only one account.
The actual truth of any of these statements is irrelevant; follow these simple rules and you too will be a paid government shill in no time.
Comment by mossadi at 11/03/2012 at 17:49 UTC
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/r/conspiratard is a good place to begin your in-house training (all training is paid of course). Once completed, you will receive your NWO silver lapel wings (to be worn only at meetings, discretion is highly important). We get raises based on how much truth we suppress and bonuses based on the number of sheeple we are able to fool (yes, this is trackable).
On a side note, yeah these people really think we're being paid just to disagree with them on Reddit.