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View submission: R/Askmen discusses getting swarmed by women
Dear females, how would a rotund, gentleman gamer get your attention while you're working as the cashier at the coffeeshop down the street from where I live on the corner of 14th and 20th, while you're wearing blue gem earrings, chewing gum, and have never acknowledged my existence beyond swiping my card? How could one such as myself swoop you (mlady) off her feet?
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