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View submission: Kick out the baby
My baby has taken over our bed. He owns the house now
Comment by fueledbychelsea at 25/01/2025 at 19:37 UTC
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Double check he hasn’t put his name on the deed, they do that sneaky babies
Comment by pancake_atd at 25/01/2025 at 18:08 UTC
42 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Same lmao 14 months now
Comment by Environmental-Tap895 at 25/01/2025 at 23:16 UTC
26 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Same hahahha spread eagle in our bed every night. Everything is hers 🤣
Comment by wayward_sun at 25/01/2025 at 23:34 UTC
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I’m so glad this was the top comment lmao
Comment by Bebby_Smiles at 26/01/2025 at 00:59 UTC
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Lol. We managed to keep our bed……till my daughter learned how to open her bedroom door. Now I have wiggly feet in my back most nights. 😂
Comment by SharkBaitHoooRahRah6 at 26/01/2025 at 00:06 UTC
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my fiancé sleeps on a pile of laundry on the floor so me and the baby sleep on the bed😂 i miss him honestly. tmi but we finally got a few minutes to ourselves (if you know what i mean) for the first time in weeks!!!
Comment by No_Alternative_4118 at 26/01/2025 at 03:16 UTC
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On top of this, my mom continues to tell me that I should essentially throw out all my furniture so baby has more room to play. That would leave us at this point with one chair, TV, bed and some of our appliances. I'll have to check back, as one piece disappears a month.
Comment by kittensprincess at 26/01/2025 at 00:21 UTC
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15 months here and somehow he has most of the king bed and my husband and i only have the sides???? 😭😂
Comment by marlboro__lights at 26/01/2025 at 01:22 UTC
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mine is 2.5 and we don't have a bedroom anymore, our room is her room, the living room is her room... pretty sure she took out another mortgage on our house
Comment by OGbasil78 at 26/01/2025 at 01:51 UTC
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Same lol
Comment by walmart_bread at 26/01/2025 at 02:20 UTC
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Lol same here at 14 months. He prefers to sleep horizontally and takes up majority of the bed 🥴 After sleeping by himself in his pack n play nearly the entire first year of his life, I don’t mind the extra snuggling time much…even if I have to take his foot out of my neck at 2 a.m. sometimes.
Comment by jules13131382 at 26/01/2025 at 15:40 UTC
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😂 so true
Comment by contemporarynephro at 27/01/2025 at 16:15 UTC
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Same and his 8 mos
Comment by Curiousprimate13 at 26/01/2025 at 04:39 UTC
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I sleep in my baby's room on a floor bed with her and she's 14 months. I don't see that changing anytime soon. Do I miss my husband? Sometimes lol, but I wanna get the baby cuddles while I can and she has made it very clear she won't sleep without me yet.