297 upvotes, 7 direct replies (showing 7)
View submission: The poop knife
Why would you have a knife specifically for poop without discussing with your partner which knife is the poop knife? Even IF she knows about poop knives, she could be using ANY knife, how is that not asking for trouble?? 😂
Comment by RexDraco at 17/12/2020 at 08:36 UTC
195 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Because, you know, everyone knows the knife in the laundry room is the poop knife. She should have known.
Comment by Chaosr21 at 13/06/2022 at 04:41 UTC
23 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The story has to be BS. He didn't talk to his wife about it for that long? I mean come on
Comment by [deleted] at 15/02/2022 at 00:11 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Did you discuss what your plunger does to your SO?
Comment by BrushOk7878 at 02/10/2024 at 17:51 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I had a butter knife near the commode dedicated to chopping up my son’s poop. Then I realized some good samaritan might return said knife to the kitchen! I confiscated the garden trowel for poop purposes. Btw, no others in the house to warn. My son was in grade school and could shit a turd the girth of a beer can. It was painful, of course, and I felt so badly for him while stifling my guffaw. Yes, after several attempts at a solution, “we” worked it out. No ten inpunded.
Comment by Sweet_Potatooie at 06/04/2024 at 13:46 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It is called plot armour
Comment by MyMrKnightley at 26/05/2024 at 18:32 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This has been a hilarious story for years now and the gullible who take everything too seriously have arrived.
Comment by EverySingleThread at 16/12/2020 at 18:30 UTC
-10 upvotes, 0 direct replies