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View submission: The poop knife
One time my parents had to cut one of my sister's turds up. She was 6 yo at the time and they had to hold her hands and coach her like she was giving birth. Out came this gigantic turd that wouldn't flush.
Comment by [deleted] at 27/05/2021 at 07:00 UTC
39 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Gotta throw in some veggies on occasion besides just Mac and chesse lol
Comment by Funkit at 11/01/2025 at 23:55 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
After I came out of the hospital for back surgery I was so backed up from all the opiates and couldn't shit for days. When I finally did it was one of the most painful things ever. It was fucking round.