Comment by UnholyDemigod on 27/08/2019 at 02:03 UTC

1 upvotes, 13 direct replies (showing 13)

View submission: The greatest roast in Reddit history

The roast in question:

Your implants and cry for attention on here only highlight what you and everyone else already suspect... you are insecure. Likely your insecurity stems from always questioning if you really ever earned anything by merit. Most people probably hand you things because they like looking at you. But that's made you vapid, shallow, and unable to perform in any way that adds true value in the world. Your relationships are superficial. Your romance life always has the shadow of doubt. Does he love you... or how you look? If you were disfigured, would anyone give you a second glance based on personality?

That nagging feeling will keep you looking for validation. It keeps you in the gym. It makes you post photos online looking for praise or positive attention. It keeps you going back for a nip here and tuck there. Before long you'll look like Donatella Versace with the personality of one of her handbags.

You'll shift from being the center of attention to being part of a gaggle of women who make rude comments about younger girls because you feel jealous and rude comments about men who no longer pay attention to you.

You'd be better served working on being a better person than hunting for attention on Reddit, but you'll likely die young and your grave will be about as shallow as your personality.

Edit

Well this blew up. First off, thanks for the gold. I do want to ask for the folks being vitriolic in the comments, please give this girl a break. She deleted her account. She was probably just marketing herself and didn't know what she was doing. Other posts outside of a roast someone asks to participate in are a violation of the /r/roastme rules and are generally just not cool.

To those who think I went too far, or was mean and out of line with the nature of the sub... sorry. My sense of humor is dry and I enjoy saying unexpected things. That combination came off as more mean spirited than I generally am.

A few of you have been doxxing me or the girl who posted this. That is a clear violation of Reddit's TOS and is creepy and possibly illegal depending on how far you're taking it. Don't harass that girl on other accounts if you find her. Just leave it at what it was, a roast.

Replies

Comment by Dnuts at 27/08/2019 at 14:50 UTC

486 upvotes, 0 direct replies

The best response... "I was gonna jerk off to this picture,,, but now I gotta jerkoff to this comment."

Comment by Mekanimal at 05/07/2022 at 22:49 UTC

229 upvotes, 6 direct replies

She recently killed herself[1], which I definitely don't want to make light of.

1: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10945637/Instagram-influencer-model-Niece-Waidhofer-31-DELETED-Instagram-posts-death.html

But, it's probably some history worth including here to help people consider the person on the other end of things when laying the verbal smackdown online.

Comment by rrrroasted at 27/08/2019 at 12:18 UTC

248 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Haha no worries and definitely no need to apologize, a dry/dark sense of humor is the best sense of humor.

And yeah it was the best unintentional marketing move I ever made hahah. I did post meaning to get roasted, but it went too far (example: people posted my slutty lingerie selfies on my dad’s google business page, real funny guys lol epic roast 😑) so I deleted the account with my last name in the username. But by then it was too late, everyone knew my name anyway, oh well, sorry dad. Anyway, good times for the most part. Death threats not cool though, for future reference, roasters

Comment by Dildo_Baggins__ at 03/09/2019 at 04:34 UTC

10 upvotes, 0 direct replies