Comment by Poem_for_your_sprog on 25/02/2022 at 10:30 UTC

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View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?

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Big ones, small ones, large ones, light ones,

Thick ones, thin ones, leaning right ones,

Pointed, perky, chunky round ones,

Extra-weighty twenty-pound ones!

Curving, swollen, cool uncut ones,

Wrinkled, pounding, up the butt ones,

Huge and bulky, hefty sized ones,

Teeny, tiny, small but prized ones!

All the best of cocks tremendous -

All the best of pricks stupendous -

All the best of schlong surprises -

Dicks are great in all the sizes!

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Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 12:04 UTC

625 upvotes, 4 direct replies

a blessing! A BLESSING FROM THE SPROG!

Comment by longchop2000 at 25/02/2022 at 10:45 UTC

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If we don't got it you don't want it

Comment by CanniBal1320 at 25/02/2022 at 10:51 UTC

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I fucking love u Sprog

Comment by Shortsleevedwarrior at 25/02/2022 at 14:04 UTC

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Now you’re just dicking around.

Comment by system0101 at 25/02/2022 at 15:11 UTC

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Reddit really needs to add an eggplant award

Comment by SepticMonke at 25/02/2022 at 11:40 UTC

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ily

Comment by TheRoboHoboDodo at 25/02/2022 at 12:33 UTC

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Monty Python's "Isn't it Awfully Nice to Have a Penis" has played in my head and I've probably sang out loud in my car more times than 'Panama' and I looooove singing Panama-a-a-oh-oh-ahah! "

Here is a clip if you've never heard it before: https://youtu.be/p9PiqCeLEmM

Comment by Kalkaline at 25/02/2022 at 13:30 UTC

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Well now this thread has some credibility.

Comment by Russian_lover12 at 25/02/2022 at 15:10 UTC

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Sprog, you're awesome.

Comment by wballard8 at 25/02/2022 at 15:25 UTC

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The Sprog lives!

Comment by Revlis-TK421 at 25/02/2022 at 16:18 UTC*

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Comment by desacratedcadaver at 25/02/2022 at 12:34 UTC*

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The Dr.Suess of drawing dicks.

Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 19:09 UTC

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Tell that to my girlfriend.

Comment by Ponk_Bonk at 25/02/2022 at 21:15 UTC

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Sproggy is the best. A a true gem.

Comment by uninspirednametag at 26/02/2022 at 02:14 UTC

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this sounds like a Bo burnham bit. especially something from egghead.

Comment by wise_____poet at 26/02/2022 at 03:15 UTC

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The poet of sprog! What a wonderous surprise!

Comment by tweakingforjesus at 25/02/2022 at 14:34 UTC

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Whew. I’m really glad little Timmy didn’t die with some horrible penis related injury.

Comment by CHA0T1CNeutra1 at 25/02/2022 at 11:09 UTC

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Sprog you forgot to mention all the dicks that make up Putin's face

Comment by HaniiPuppy at 25/02/2022 at 11:19 UTC

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I feel like this poem is not for my sprog.

Comment by sh0wmethem0net at 25/02/2022 at 13:32 UTC

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I read this in the tune of the song “Hair” from the musi cal “Hair”

Comment by ProtoReligion at 25/02/2022 at 13:47 UTC

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Yo wtf lmao

Comment by RichardCity at 25/02/2022 at 12:23 UTC

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I was havin’ me a burger

In a dirty greasy spoon café

I was eatin it with relish

When a man beside me turned to say

What’s that pubic hair

Doin layin on your bun

I said I never saw it sittin there

Are sure it’s really one

He stood up on the counter

And said now look here Blair

I’ve traveled all over this country

And I’ve seen pubic hair

Comment by apokryphe at 25/02/2022 at 12:46 UTC

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Why did I read that with Kanye's voice in my head

Comment by kmr1981 at 25/02/2022 at 12:30 UTC

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Big fat juicy ones, long thin slimey ones, Itsy bitsy fuzzy wuzzy ducks.

Comment by Rqdii at 25/02/2022 at 13:16 UTC

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Who tf gave this a wholesome award