9287 upvotes, 15 direct replies (showing 15)
View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?
It's a dick move
Comment by Poem_for_your_sprog at 25/02/2022 at 10:30 UTC
4108 upvotes, 41 direct replies
Big ones, small ones, large ones, light ones,
Thick ones, thin ones, leaning right ones,
Pointed, perky, chunky round ones,
Extra-weighty twenty-pound ones!
Curving, swollen, cool uncut ones,
Wrinkled, pounding, up the butt ones,
Huge and bulky, hefty sized ones,
Teeny, tiny, small but prized ones!
All the best of cocks tremendous -
All the best of pricks stupendous -
All the best of schlong surprises -
Dicks are great in all the sizes!
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 11:50 UTC
92 upvotes, 0 direct replies
They're self-portraits.
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 09:19 UTC
127 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Get over it.
Then lower down slowly and rock your hips back and forth.
Comment by SurpriseAnalCandy at 25/02/2022 at 10:30 UTC
17 upvotes, 1 direct replies
False phalisy
Comment by BenadrylTumblercatch at 25/02/2022 at 12:44 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
That’s a bit rich
Comment by jmo56ct at 25/02/2022 at 12:52 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The pen is envy. Whatever that means
Comment by enduro at 25/02/2022 at 13:04 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
8======D~~~~
Comment by Fxckingv at 25/02/2022 at 09:20 UTC
-6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
TAKE MY AWARD!!! 🥇
Comment by MrBucket at 25/02/2022 at 13:22 UTC
0 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Fuck you, have my gold
Comment by CaptainSpocksSock at 25/02/2022 at 12:58 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You're such a dick.....
Comment by OkSureButLikeNo at 25/02/2022 at 13:01 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Fuck you and take this upvote motherfucker. +1.
Comment by richardec at 25/02/2022 at 13:04 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's a dick move
I beg your pardon?
Comment by Slow-Cheek-7226 at 25/02/2022 at 13:16 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
R/technicallythetruth
Comment by jmcdoodle at 25/02/2022 at 13:30 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I'd say they do it because they are a bunch of Dicks!
Comment by soge-king at 25/02/2022 at 14:25 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
It's a natural act across the world, no matter the language, the ethnicity, it's in our DNA, it's crucial for human race to survive.