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View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?
I used to draw these terrible stick figure humans with these extremely detailed dicks.
Edit: woah nice, my first silver award, thank you, whoever gave it to me.
Comment by GassyMagee at 25/02/2022 at 14:10 UTC
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I did this too haha I still have one drawing which is probably my favorite. It's a crude stick figure with a moderately detailed massive D&B being held in a wheelbarrow. The D is longer than the front and drapes towards the "ground". A teacher saw it cause I was showing it off and he thought it was funny. I actually ended up doing a lot of art/ drawing classes in high school/college. I have several hand drawn framed peices done in pencil and pen hanging on a wall at my house. One of my friends even bought one from me lol
Comment by gooniesneversaydye at 25/02/2022 at 15:22 UTC
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In high school my friend did a whole comic series called "Stickman with a Big Dick" In each one the stick man was either saving someone with his dick, or getting it caught in something insane. They were hilarious!
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 15:35 UTC
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Dick figures
Comment by glitch2103 at 25/02/2022 at 14:33 UTC
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I gotta see them
Comment by RedditEdwin at 25/02/2022 at 17:11 UTC
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You don't understand, he was doing a scene from "Superbad"
Comment by Garthenius at 25/02/2022 at 22:00 UTC
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I got kicked out of kindergarten for drawing a stick figure with a penis. At the time I had *no* idea that it was bad or anything.
Comment by Kill_Dozer666 at 25/02/2022 at 14:30 UTC
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Same
Comment by beefquoner at 25/02/2022 at 14:42 UTC
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Tyler?
Comment by TNSepta at 25/02/2022 at 14:50 UTC
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You are clearly blessed by Priapus
Comment by TheGameboy at 25/02/2022 at 16:17 UTC
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My crew in high school created a whole cryptic language based off drawings of dicks. The length, girth, hairs and veins all played into it somehow. It was just your basic slide cypher, but to most people, we were just staring at dicks and laughing eventually.
Comment by buttery_shame_cave at 25/02/2022 at 16:50 UTC
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you might be suited for military service.
Comment by elli3snailie at 25/02/2022 at 19:17 UTC
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Perfect kid to me
Comment by doesntstop at 25/02/2022 at 21:22 UTC
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Have you seen the Drawing dicks on the Herald Sun[1]? It’s a masterpiece.
1: https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/8gdg94/drawing-dicks-on-the-herald-sun