19934 upvotes, 71 direct replies (showing 25)
View submission: People who draw penises on everything, why?
When I was a little kid I kind of had this problem. Not even that big of a deal, something like 8% of kids do it but whatever. For some reason I don’t know why, I would just kind of sit around all day and draw pictures of dicks. I’d sit there for hours and draw dicks. I don’t know what it was, but I couldn’t touch pen to paper without drawing the shape of a penis. Here I am just a little kid and I can’t stop drawing dicks to save my own life. In the classroom is where I did the majority of my illustrations. I was very secretive about this whole dick operation I had going on. Even I thought it was fucking crazy. Imagine what everyone else would think. So I would stash all my dick drawings in this Ghostbusters lunchbox that I had. Turns out someone found out and told on me and she rats me out to the principal. The principal finds this Ghostbusters lunchbox dick treasure chest and he fucking flips out. He calls in my parents. Turns out this principal is some religious fanatic and he thinks I’m possessed by some dick devil. My parents make me see the therapist and he is asking me dick questions. My parents made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dog no Popsicles. Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? Like the best kind.
Comment by TheOriginalSolo1138 at 25/02/2022 at 10:23 UTC*
3325 upvotes, 7 direct replies
I used to draw these terrible stick figure humans with these extremely detailed dicks.
Edit: woah nice, my first silver award, thank you, whoever gave it to me.
Comment by mostdope28 at 25/02/2022 at 12:37 UTC
789 upvotes, 3 direct replies
You hit Becca with your dick?
Comment by secretsecretfun at 25/02/2022 at 10:56 UTC
2063 upvotes, 5 direct replies
Haha I was scrolling to see if someone had already done this before I posted it. Well done, mate. Now I want to watch that movie again…
Comment by princeherbx at 25/02/2022 at 12:43 UTC
208 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Like a dick? Like a man-dick?
Comment by Trail-of-Beers at 25/02/2022 at 12:51 UTC
161 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Where's the part about "a big, veiny triumphant bastard" ?
Comment by fordlarquad678 at 25/02/2022 at 13:01 UTC
35 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Your references are out of control, everyone knows that
Comment by Stuarta91 at 25/02/2022 at 09:47 UTC
458 upvotes, 3 direct replies
Take my award and upvote for this great reference
Comment by donicosan at 25/02/2022 at 11:09 UTC
74 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Fuck I thought this would be top comment
Comment by Gnarbuttah at 25/02/2022 at 11:37 UTC
92 upvotes, 1 direct replies
That's really messed up and super gay.
Comment by KimJongUnceUnce at 25/02/2022 at 12:50 UTC
16 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Sick reference bro!
Comment by anonbudgetguy at 25/02/2022 at 14:09 UTC
7 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Funny thing about my back is, it's located on my cock.
Comment by Rougz75 at 25/02/2022 at 14:01 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Literally the comment I was waiting to see and happy to know it’s top comment
Keep doin God’s work 🙏🏾
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 14:28 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
best movie ever made
Comment by ecallawsamoht at 25/02/2022 at 14:39 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Spencer's actually sold a notebook containing every single illustration, wish I would've bought it.
Comment by Channel250 at 25/02/2022 at 15:43 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I think the joke here is that later on in his career he is possessed by a dick demon and threatens to titty fuck Seth Rogen (This is the End)
Comment by HawkeyeByMarriage at 25/02/2022 at 13:47 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Here he is now.[1] he moved up to a new medium
1: https://i.imgur.com/OP0QsdZ.jpg
Comment by JaJa_Real_Smooth at 25/02/2022 at 14:13 UTC
5 upvotes, 2 direct replies
Is this story from super bad?
Comment by Christafaaa at 25/02/2022 at 13:44 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
8=====>
Comment by tomny79 at 25/02/2022 at 13:50 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
You touched Becca’s foot with your dick
Comment by WRX4life at 25/02/2022 at 14:10 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
That's really messed up.... super gay.
Comment by iiSystematic at 25/02/2022 at 14:12 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I've read this like word for word years ago. What is this
Comment by Prison-M1ke at 25/02/2022 at 14:29 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
it’s even funnier reading it. might be my top movie of all time.
Comment by bk_darkstar at 25/02/2022 at 14:31 UTC
3 upvotes, 0 direct replies
new copypasta for r/shitposting automod
Comment by [deleted] at 25/02/2022 at 14:29 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Kids who snitch are terrible
Comment by stickyjibblet at 25/02/2022 at 14:51 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
So I gotta sit here and eat dessert alone like I’m fucking Steven Glansburg?
