507 upvotes, 13 direct replies (showing 13)
Who brings weed to a courtroom?!
Comment by Holycowmotherofgod at 28/03/2019 at 03:18 UTC
441 upvotes, 8 direct replies
I work at a courthouse and while I haven't seen this specific thing, I am often shocked by the kinds of things people think are appropriate for court. ICP shirt, hitting your kid, and screaming at someone on your cell phone in a marble halfway are some recent incidents that come to mind.
Comment by jklcd at 28/03/2019 at 02:49 UTC
53 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I work at a treatment center and had this pretty much same thing happen.
Comment by Sir_Squirt at 28/03/2019 at 04:02 UTC
14 upvotes, 1 direct replies
He was in a joint custody battle
Comment by remigiop at 28/03/2019 at 03:44 UTC
13 upvotes, 1 direct replies
"Common sense" isn't so prevalent in courtrooms. I was waiting for my sentencing and the guy before me was rude with the judge, admitted to some unrelated shit, ignored the judge trying to "ignore" to what just occurred and advised the guy to think about what he has to say before he says it. Thankfully though it prepped me for my turn and allowed me to see what my lawyer warned me about so my turn went exceptionally well I think considering what I was there for.
Comment by hablomuchoingles at 28/03/2019 at 03:05 UTC
10 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Someone who thinks they'll have a reason to celebrate afterwards
Comment by PossiblyWitty at 28/03/2019 at 13:05 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I saw a lady once who wanted to file a police report against her roommate for stealing her drugs. Obviously she couldnt leave the drugs in the house unprotected, so she kept them in her pockets and brought them with her to the police station.
Comment by scooterjb at 28/03/2019 at 03:21 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
An idiot.
Who needs to go to court.
Cuz he's an idiot.
Comment by TworkinForTheWeekend at 28/03/2019 at 17:45 UTC
3 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I'm currently going to court for a mistake I made. One of the last times I was waiting outside the court room for check in, the dumb ass sitting next to me pulls out a wax pen and starts puffing on it and bragging about how he can get stoned anywhere and "noooboddyy will know".
I noped tf out of that conversation as quick as I could. I can't believe they didn't notice it when he went through the metal detectors.
Comment by HedgehogElite at 28/03/2019 at 03:30 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
This guy, apparently.
Comment by bradester36 at 28/03/2019 at 11:48 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
The hustle never stops
Comment by Mordanzibel at 28/03/2019 at 13:39 UTC
2 upvotes, 2 direct replies
I witnessed a girl shoot up heroin in the backseat of a car in the court parking lot and then proceed to enter the court where she was facing charges of heroin possession.
Comment by Gabbylovesdogs at 28/03/2019 at 18:07 UTC
2 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I once saw a defendant wear a shirt that said "crime pays" at his sentencing hearing.
Comment by aquias27 at 28/03/2019 at 03:43 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Probably thought he was at an auction.