Comment by [deleted] on 27/03/2019 at 22:25 UTC

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View submission: Legal professionals of Reddit: What’s the funniest way you’ve ever seen a lawyer or defendant blow a court case?

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“Are you guilty?”

“No”

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Comment by [deleted] at 27/03/2019 at 22:49 UTC

2041 upvotes, 3 direct replies

"oh ok then"

Comment by EmptyEff at 28/03/2019 at 01:09 UTC

386 upvotes, 4 direct replies

"Does your mom know you're guilty?"

"No"

Comment by SHADOWSTRIKE1 at 28/03/2019 at 00:41 UTC

332 upvotes, 1 direct replies

“I feel the need to remind the defendant that today is in fact, Opposite Day.”

Comment by [deleted] at 27/03/2019 at 22:53 UTC

187 upvotes, 3 direct replies

"Sure?"

Comment by [deleted] at 27/03/2019 at 23:18 UTC

71 upvotes, 0 direct replies

no u

Comment by kazosk at 28/03/2019 at 00:30 UTC

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Kids, help.

Comment by PeanutButterBuddie at 28/03/2019 at 02:54 UTC

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“guiltypeoplesaywhat”

“What?”

“HAH! You’re going away for a long time buddy!”

Comment by JustBeingHere4U at 28/03/2019 at 03:49 UTC

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"Are you sure? I mean, really think about it"

"Nope"

"Oh well, i know when am beat. Thank you, Your Honor. Thats all."

Comment by [deleted] at 28/03/2019 at 02:51 UTC

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“Damn I was hoping I had him with that one.”

Comment by kliman at 28/03/2019 at 04:41 UTC

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99% of the time it doesn't work....but that 1%? Magical.

Comment by adlaiking at 28/03/2019 at 05:42 UTC

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It’s like that logic puzzle- you ask them to say what a guilty person would say if he were asked whether he did it or not.

Comment by this_guy_over_here_ at 28/03/2019 at 06:21 UTC

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"Are you sure?" "Yes" "Ohhhhh, he said yes, your honor!!"

Comment by JustLions at 28/03/2019 at 06:22 UTC

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Kids in the Hall[1] had a sketch like that.

1: https://youtu.be/lJsQDPK-vvg

Comment by RabidSeason at 28/03/2019 at 13:39 UTC

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"Are you sure?"

Comment by Crowbarmagic at 28/03/2019 at 14:06 UTC

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'The accused strongly assured me he didn't do it. Way more convincing than the evidence the FBI provided!'