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View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?
My dude…. Otter are not big dudes. Otters are small and skinny and hairy. They can be tall, but they’re lanky.
You know…. LIKE OTTERS? Like cute hairy little otters?
Bear are big burly fat hairy men. You know….. like bears? Lmfao.
Cub can be dad bod. You’re not correct here.
Dad bod is not otter at all. But otter are not “big” AT ALL. They have to be lanky to be otters. 🦦
Honestly Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel have both had fairly good examples of “dad bod.” Though I guess depending on what age of Fallon you could argue he was otter. But Kimmel was always more like Cub.
But if you recall how slim and lanky Jimmy Fallon was in his youth and now he is by no means a fat man AT ALL…. But he’s thicker? Beefier? Has like older man weight on him?
That’s really dad bod.
Oh ben affleck and Matt Damon BOTH, sometimes, When off season and not training, get good dad bod examples going. Matt Damon especially. Bc he gets beefy in the middle.
Dad bod doesn’t mean fat.
It means hottest guy in the world.
Not gross corny gym bro with striations and “aBs”
It means hot, great arms and chest and perfect big butt cheeks and great legs and a nice little mini hey if beer on the tummy but still has nice defined V lines.
Chubbier otter. Cub, not bear.
There's nothing here!