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Dad bod was always muscle + chub though. I think the point is that women will say they want a dad bod and then go after gym bros that are deep into a cut. Dad bod was always a descriptor for, to borrow a gay term, bears. Big, muscular, chubby and hairy. Big gut but bigger biceps. I think women frequently confuse bears/dad bods with otters/cut but big dudes.
Comment by Famous_Sugar_1193 at 09/03/2025 at 21:20 UTC
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No bears are fat.
Dad bod is not bears.
Otters are small.
Dad bod is not Cam from modern family. Nor is it really Mitch. They are bear and orange otter respectively. Caleb Hearon is bear. That is not dad bod.
Dad bod is like…… Jon Hamm. A lot of baseball players. Sometimes people say Leo DiCaprio but he has spaghetti arms and flabby stomach.
Jon hamm is kind of the peak example, though yes sometimes too trim to be considered dad bod. But he has great chest and arms, and a trim enough torso and stomach but not like ABS. Jon Hamm with like ten pound more chub is peak dad bod.
I’m trying to think who else has dad bod that is famous but so few of them do….
But in real life dad bod is so very hot. But they’re not BEARS. Bears are like Big Jay Oakerson ffs. Cam from Mod Family and Caleb. Bruce Vilanche is bear. lol. Jonah Hill. This isn’t dad bod.
Theo Von is more dad bod.
Dad bod is great arms and chest and a little bit of stomach chub. It’s not bear! wtf. Cub, maybe.
Not otters. They’re skinny and hairy, which can be very handsome but isn’t dad bod.
Cub is dad bod. Not bear.
Comment by Famous_Sugar_1193 at 09/03/2025 at 21:30 UTC
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My dude…. Otter are not big dudes. Otters are small and skinny and hairy. They can be tall, but they’re lanky.
You know…. LIKE OTTERS? Like cute hairy little otters?
Bear are big burly fat hairy men. You know….. like bears? Lmfao.
Cub can be dad bod. You’re not correct here.
Dad bod is not otter at all. But otter are not “big” AT ALL. They have to be lanky to be otters. 🦦
Honestly Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel have both had fairly good examples of “dad bod.” Though I guess depending on what age of Fallon you could argue he was otter. But Kimmel was always more like Cub.
But if you recall how slim and lanky Jimmy Fallon was in his youth and now he is by no means a fat man AT ALL…. But he’s thicker? Beefier? Has like older man weight on him?
That’s really dad bod.
Oh ben affleck and Matt Damon BOTH, sometimes, When off season and not training, get good dad bod examples going. Matt Damon especially. Bc he gets beefy in the middle.
Dad bod doesn’t mean fat.
It means hottest guy in the world.
Not gross corny gym bro with striations and “aBs”
It means hot, great arms and chest and perfect big butt cheeks and great legs and a nice little mini hey if beer on the tummy but still has nice defined V lines.
Chubbier otter. Cub, not bear.
Comment by Famous_Sugar_1193 at 09/03/2025 at 21:35 UTC
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Oh duh I forgot peak “dad bod” form was Chris Pratt during parks and rec. of course. Duh.
That’s dad bod.
Not otter! Not freaking BEAR.
Cub.
Honestly if Leonardo DiCaprio EVER lifted anything heavier than a single remote control or something and didn’t have the dumbest spaghetti arms of all time he would have dad bod.
Bc he’s soft in the middle but never FAT. But his arms are so weak! You can tell he’s never once lifted a toddler or a kid or a mom.
So it can’t be dad bod.
Dads have to lift things so their arms and pecs are always nice.