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View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?
It usually doesn't start with "do whatever you want" though, does it? Usually it starts with some mild disagreement ("Oh, you're going out with the boys tonight? I thought we were going to watch this new movie together"), then the man starts pushing to get his way ("Yeah, but Bobby just got a promotion and we're all going out to celebrate with him. Can't we watch the movie some other time?"), then some mild pushback from the woman ("But you just saw Bobby last weekend. Can't you do it some other night?"), then more insistence from the man ("No, I can't do it some other night. They're all going out tonight. If I don't go, I'll miss it"), then the woman concedes to end the argument, but is obviously still irritated ("Fine, do whatever you want").
At that point, if you really do choose to "do whatever you want," you should sure as shit know that you're digging your own grave.
There's nothing here!