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View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?
That’s fair. My husband does the same thing, he’ll be in there for a while just watching reels and come back and say “well all I could do was fart.”
Comment by sicksquid75 at 08/03/2025 at 19:34 UTC
68 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Yes my teenage son uses that line. Hes foolin no one
Comment by amrodd at 09/03/2025 at 08:03 UTC
6 upvotes, 0 direct replies
"Here I sit so broken hearted I came to sh*** and only farted"- from a store wall
Comment by Christinebitg at 08/03/2025 at 20:43 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
He needs more fiber in his diet. Seriously intended.
Comment by Known-Ad-7316 at 08/03/2025 at 21:35 UTC
5 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Sounds like the fam needs fiber.
Comment by Bender077 at 08/03/2025 at 20:57 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Better safe than sorry is what I say….