453 upvotes, 9 direct replies (showing 9)
View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?
My body only likes to release so much at a time. It's annoying feeling like you need to go, but nothing will come out. I used to make multiple trips, but now that we have phones to distract us I just wait it out & get my social media fix (guess what I'm doing now).
But, yeah - the butt and legs don't like it.
Comment by processingMistake at 08/03/2025 at 19:47 UTC
527 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Ya’ll need more fiber.
Comment by Living_Progress_1444 at 08/03/2025 at 19:27 UTC
117 upvotes, 5 direct replies
That’s fair. My husband does the same thing, he’ll be in there for a while just watching reels and come back and say “well all I could do was fart.”
Comment by Mobabyhomeslice at 08/03/2025 at 20:38 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Sounds like constipation to me.
Comment by whatsthisevenfor at 09/03/2025 at 02:16 UTC
5 upvotes, 1 direct replies
"now that we have phones" bro has clearly never heard of the bathroom bible AKA Readers Digest 😅 but I totally get it. When you know if you get up now you'll be back within 30mins and will have wasted a flush
Comment by ChiliSquid98 at 08/03/2025 at 20:46 UTC
4 upvotes, 1 direct replies
I can't be bothered with that. I just wait until I really need to go and then it just shoots out of me.
Comment by ryuu-lvr at 09/03/2025 at 00:19 UTC
4 upvotes, 0 direct replies
im a woman and this is so relatable!
Comment by MjolnirDK at 09/03/2025 at 15:37 UTC
2 upvotes, 0 direct replies
There are cases in which first aid responders diagnosed thromboses that came from extended toilet time due to diarrhea.
Comment by Chest_Rockfield at 08/03/2025 at 20:18 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Deserves so many upvotes for truth.
Comment by HersheyBussySqrt at 09/03/2025 at 03:45 UTC
1 upvotes, 0 direct replies
I can never get it all out. I wipe until I'm clean or wipe until I bleed. Usually blood comes first and I say fuck it I'll just take a shower.