Comment by Living_Progress_1444 on 08/03/2025 at 18:24 UTC

1160 upvotes, 47 direct replies (showing 25)

View submission: What's something you never understood about the opposite gender?

How dudes can sit on the toilet for so long.

My booty gets sore 😅

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Comment by TossablyInsane at 08/03/2025 at 19:26 UTC

453 upvotes, 9 direct replies

My body only likes to release so much at a time. It's annoying feeling like you need to go, but nothing will come out. I used to make multiple trips, but now that we have phones to distract us I just wait it out & get my social media fix (guess what I'm doing now).

But, yeah - the butt and legs don't like it.

Comment by Orangemaxx at 08/03/2025 at 19:29 UTC

175 upvotes, 6 direct replies

I think women just tend to eat more fiber or something. Every guy in my life barely touches veggies.

Comment by Standard_Track9692 at 08/03/2025 at 21:47 UTC

30 upvotes, 0 direct replies

We're usually on our phones these days. But I won't lie our feet do fall asleep after a while.

Comment by BrilliantJaguar660 at 08/03/2025 at 20:21 UTC

36 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Maybe you're living with constipated guys

Comment by burnsea88 at 08/03/2025 at 19:39 UTC

6 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Sometimes when I realize I am done, there are deep red marks on my thighs from resting my arms. Lately I have become acutely aware of how much we rely on phones for distraction, case in point on the toilet. I actually miss the days where people had bathroom books or just didnt have anything to distract them while on the john

Comment by TheWizard01 at 08/03/2025 at 20:10 UTC

11 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Reddit.

Then after a while you lose feeling in your legs and you get afraid to stand up.

Then sometimes you fall asleep for a little while.

Comment by funsizecandyy at 08/03/2025 at 21:56 UTC

6 upvotes, 1 direct replies

And when they sit do they hold their peen between their thighs or do they let it go down into the toilet while they poop

Comment by livvyxo at 08/03/2025 at 22:43 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

pulling their pants down alllllll the way to their ankles when they poop. Don't they feel cold and exposed? I barely reveal a thigh.

Comment by EffectiveMental8890 at 09/03/2025 at 01:49 UTC

4 upvotes, 1 direct replies

tbh i feel like i have this question for a lot of people. I think the longest ive ever sat on the toilet was maybe 10 minutes. I usually sh*t in under a minute but i feel like it takes everyone else a long time

Comment by sweetpotato_latte at 08/03/2025 at 22:10 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Sitting on the toilet for too long can even cause hemorrhoids

Comment by cindybubbles at 09/03/2025 at 01:41 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It’s not a dude thing. I’m currently doom scrolling Reddit while sitting on the toilet.

Comment by HersheyBussySqrt at 09/03/2025 at 03:44 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm male, on the taller side, and suffer IBS and I've not been able to stand from the toilet before. I kinda roll forward onto the tub and push myself up until the TV static in my legs goes away.

Comment by Hira_Said at 09/03/2025 at 03:55 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

They really shouldn’t be because one can get hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet for too long.

Comment by Lifeissweet7 at 09/03/2025 at 05:21 UTC

3 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I heard someone say *men go when they want to and wait for it to happen*; *women go when the urge comes*

Comment by Noimnotareddituser at 08/03/2025 at 20:39 UTC

6 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It's either we sit on that toilet or we go back to our responsibilities. For some of us that's enough to keep going

Comment by Devilmaycry10029 at 09/03/2025 at 08:45 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

My mate once watched a whole movie, 2 hrs long while on toilet, his wife once woke him up also, how he fell asleep on toilet I really don't know.

Comment by Only_Pop_6793 at 09/03/2025 at 01:36 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Whether every guy does this or not is up for debate, tmi warning: the male “happy spot” is in the ass. I’m sure you can fill in the rest

Comment by Friendly_Grocery2890 at 09/03/2025 at 06:15 UTC

2 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It's actually not good for them either

Jokes on my man, hiding on the toilet like 2 hours a day to get out of parenting. Getting hemmoroids chopped out by a surgeon twice is apparently the most traumatic and painful experience of his life lmao

Comment by new-username-2017 at 08/03/2025 at 19:35 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Not all dudes. I'm done in less than a minute every morning.

Comment by anotherboringasshole at 09/03/2025 at 02:29 UTC

3 upvotes, 1 direct replies

I’m hiding from the toddler…

Comment by GoodTato at 08/03/2025 at 20:48 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

shitting is epic swag my friend

Comment by Cicatrix16 at 08/03/2025 at 20:58 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

You have to build up to it.

Comment by Zomochi at 08/03/2025 at 23:04 UTC

1 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Worst that happens is the legs get static feeling and a numbing feeling after a certain amount of time and depends on leg position