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View submission: What’s a better alternative to a funeral?
I like what a great uncle told me. “I’ve had a good life and have used this body to its fullest. I cannot take it with me. When I die I want to drop dead in a ditch and it takes a couple of weeks to find me. That way I can stink up the neighborhood and leave a lasting impression on everybody.”
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