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View submission: Treacherous Albion is back on top
Russia thinks James Bond is a documentary series apparently
Comment by PeriPeriTekken at 10/03/2025 at 14:27 UTC
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Bond would bumble in, bang Putin's supermodel personal bodyguard, get arrested, somehow escape through sheer luck, chuck Putin in a volcano, then shag a Ukrainian freedom fighter who's also apparently a supermodel as the Kremlin explodes in the background.
Which I think at this stage would be a very acceptable outcome, but I don't think he's got the planning skills to pull off a false flag Bucha.