Treacherous Albion is back on top

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created by Alternative_Skin1579 on 10/03/2025 at 12:17 UTC

573 upvotes, 63 top-level comments (showing 25)

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Comment by generalscruff at 10/03/2025 at 12:30 UTC

346 upvotes, 4 direct replies

I use Russian and Middle Eastern conspiracy theories for motivation

Be the country they say you are

Comment by Phosquitos at 10/03/2025 at 12:28 UTC

153 upvotes, 3 direct replies

Basically, it expresses the Russian tactics: If you oppose my invasion, you are the one that is creating a war.

Comment by Lego-105 at 10/03/2025 at 12:32 UTC

125 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Stay holding the Crimean war L grudge Bozos, Brittania stays winning

Comment by Big-Golf4266 at 10/03/2025 at 12:20 UTC

130 upvotes, 3 direct replies

We did indeed start the second world war... we used our telepathic technology to force Germany into invading poland.

sorry chaps.

Thanks for taking the blame Hans, our reputation couldnt afford the hit.

Comment by theminimalmammoth at 10/03/2025 at 12:50 UTC

59 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Orks will always fear the Rohirrim 🥱it’s just another day

Comment by TheMostModestMaus at 10/03/2025 at 12:55 UTC

48 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Couldn't be prouder. If Putin and his yesniks are calling us bad things, we're doing good things. Us and Pierre will defend the free world, it's just a shame we'll have to tolerate their disgusting odor and arcane language.

Comment by Alvaritogc2107 at 10/03/2025 at 12:54 UTC

37 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I swear Russia's obsession with Britain is like a yandere girl hating the guy she secretly loves, and he doesn't give a fuck or know who she is. Like, bruh, the Russo-british rivalry died in ww1, shut it up already

Comment by Djuulzor at 10/03/2025 at 13:08 UTC

31 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Russians have to be world champions at twisting history to suit their needs at this point. It's honestly impressive

Comment by Lemonade348 at 10/03/2025 at 13:06 UTC

24 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Is this not what Russia always has done?

Blames everything on others. I remember when the brittish spy and his daughter was poisoned in Salisbury by a poison that is only created in Russia. Russia answered by naming other countries that could produce that exact poison, including Sweden. Like anyone else had any reason to poison him. Does anyone else outside of Russia actually believe what they say?

But hey, germans. It's not your fault anymore, it's UK's fault!

Comment by faultybox at 10/03/2025 at 13:33 UTC

21 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Excuse me, that’s “Perfidious” Albion to you

Comment by cmpxchg8b at 10/03/2025 at 12:58 UTC

17 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Was this WW2 before or after the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact?

Comment by Happy_Foundation6198 at 10/03/2025 at 13:02 UTC

16 upvotes, 1 direct replies

So Barry started both World Wars. Always knew it.

Comment by thederpy0ne at 10/03/2025 at 12:48 UTC

14 upvotes, 0 direct replies

I'm not apologising

Comment by amlevy at 10/03/2025 at 15:31 UTC

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

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Comment by ZombiFeynman at 10/03/2025 at 12:35 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Congratulations, Barry, I didn't think you still had it in you! Well done!

Comment by Logical-Arm8953 at 10/03/2025 at 13:28 UTC

13 upvotes, 0 direct replies

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Comment by cravex12 at 10/03/2025 at 12:21 UTC

27 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Can we start posting this shit with a source? I saw a lot of fake news here lately and I want my eternal hatred to be grounded in reality.

Comment by ever_precedent at 10/03/2025 at 13:29 UTC

8 upvotes, 1 direct replies

Wait, didn't the US just call the UK irrelevant because it hasn't even had a war in 40 years?

Comment by azendhal at 10/03/2025 at 13:57 UTC

7 upvotes, 2 direct replies

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Comment by TA_Oli at 10/03/2025 at 13:08 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

So according to Russia, Zelenskyy is a Nazi Jew and Russia is carrying out a war to denazify Ukraine but the OG Nazi's actually weren't the bad guys. K

Comment by Savage-September at 10/03/2025 at 13:30 UTC

7 upvotes, 0 direct replies

We’re not sitting it out on our island. We will take the fight to you if needed, we’re not going to let Russia walk through Europe as Hitler did. We’re not living through another blitz raid. Europe is uniting and we’re not allowing this tyrant dictator to take what he wants because the Americans have turned their back on freedom and sovereignty.

I didn’t think Putin would be rattled by Starmer this much. The guy is a human rights lawyer, he’s got as much personality as a piece of toast and the Kremlin are rattling because we can’t be bought by some minerals deal.

This is just stronger evidence that the Russians are desperate for a win in Ukraine. We should have given them the fighter jets they wanted. Instead of waiting this war out.

Comment by AndreasDasos at 10/03/2025 at 13:20 UTC

13 upvotes, 1 direct replies

So proud to be a Barry right now 🥲

Comment by Eric-Lodendorp at 10/03/2025 at 12:47 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

Don't like the Chamberlain apology, but like Putin far less so ehh

Comment by AllRedLine at 10/03/2025 at 14:22 UTC

4 upvotes, 2 direct replies

Serious question. Is the entirety of Russia on crack or something?

Krokodil? Or is it just the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome catching up on them?

Comment by Dry-Imagination2727 at 10/03/2025 at 16:09 UTC

4 upvotes, 0 direct replies

It’s taken me a while but I’ve come to realise that we’ll never have peace in Europe with Russia in its current configuration on our eastern border. The Russian Federation is an empire in all but name. Chechens, Bashkirs, Chuvashs, Yakuts, Ossetians, Tuvans, etc… all had their independent states at some point in time until the Russian empire swallowed them. And as long as these peoples don’t have their own states, independent of Russia, Russia will continue to behave like the empire it is.

The war in Ukraine must not just end with Russia’s defeat, but the dismantlement of Russia and freeing of peoples under Russian oppression. Or we’ll be in the same position in 50 years’ time when another authoritarian (inevitably) decides to flex Russian muscle.