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We did indeed start the second world war... we used our telepathic technology to force Germany into invading poland.
sorry chaps.
Thanks for taking the blame Hans, our reputation couldnt afford the hit.
Comment by aaarry at 10/03/2025 at 12:39 UTC
84 upvotes, 4 direct replies
Little known fact: Hitler was actually a brickie from Luton, he moved to Austria when he was 7 years old.
Comment by janiskr at 10/03/2025 at 12:53 UTC
9 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Wrong, you used your telepathic abilities so Russia and Germany invaded Poland, and before that, they drew the lines and split Europe between them.
Comment by Clean_Web7502 at 10/03/2025 at 12:52 UTC
8 upvotes, 0 direct replies
Hey now, you forced an Austrian to force the Germans.
Stick to facts.