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View submission: What is your country's equivalent?
This would tear our country apart! A million Stockholmers would rebel at the suggestion of the capital being situated on the front arse of the country, or in a place where people need to speak English to be understood.
The al-08 brigades would strike swiftly - with TikTok videos featuring duck faced blondes proclaiming, in their horrendously sharp shibbolet i's, that hygge is dead and Greenland American!
Vast swathes of socially aware hipsters from söder would march on Amalienborg, armed with sourdough, the biggest beards you've ever seen worn by atheists, and brandishing their morally superior open hearts!
Gang bangers from the north-western suburbs would set their differences aside and launch a campaign of pipe bombs and shootings at Søstrene Grene and Jysk stores!
Our society could never survive this, it would be an intifada too far!
Comment by Appelons at 10/03/2025 at 14:21 UTC
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If the stockholmers get uppity, we could just give them another bath….
Comment by weirdkittenNC at 10/03/2025 at 15:52 UTC
6 upvotes, 1 direct replies
Ok. Oslo it is.
Comment by Solid-Adagio-2037 at 10/03/2025 at 15:40 UTC
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They rolled their R a little too hard, too. If you don't feel like there's anything wrong with that, I suspect you're from the Skåne Caliphate.