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Title: Iron Christmas
Duration: 03:06
Iron Christmas.
It's an iron, iron Christmas.
I don't know
who brought the iron
to Christmas!
I don't know
what they were tryin'
to do!
Of course,
Santa Claus,
he's an elf,
and he avoids
the iron.
Of course,
Santa Claus
he is an elf,
and he
avoids the iron.
For some reason the elves,
they don't like cold iron.
And it keeps them away.
So if you
don't want Santa around
bring the iron to play.
Have yourself
a lovely iron Christmas
and Santa won't be around.
Have yourself
a lovely iron Christmas
and maybe everyone will frown!
Iron Christmas! Iron Christmas!
Perhaps that's why he's gone today.
Iron Christmas! Iron Christmas!
It's not what he likes to with play.
So if you want to avoid Santa
and the holiday he brings,
why don't you invoke the Iron Christmas
and see what joy you bring?
Without Santa what will happen?
What will become of the day?
Without Santa what will happen?
How will anyone find their way?
Iron Christmas.
A Christmas of iron.
Perhaps a magnet or two.
Magnetized
iron, you know,
is good for things like
watches, it's true.
Have yourself
and Iron Christmas
do something
super grand.
But please recycle it
when you're done,
to keep the land
all nice and green
and not tan.
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