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🎧 audio by Mr. Beany's Bitty Band from Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella (02:04)
Title: Distractions While I Poop
Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Duration: 02:04
Album: Putting the Crap back in Crapcapella
Album Artist: Mr. Beany's Bitty Band
Date: 2018
I don't need to poop now.
Please quit bothering me.
I don't need to poop now.
Please, can't you see?
You are my body
and I control you.
And I said, I said,
I don't need to poop.
I know that you're my body.
I know what you can do.
You can do pushups and
you can eat some food.
I know you're my body,
and you're trying to tell me
that I need to poop, but clearly,
clearly, don't you see.
I'm in the bathroom,
sitting on the toilet.
If I really needed to poop,
I'd be poopin' now.
But nothing's coming out
of my butt, butt, butt
'cause clearly I don't need
to poop right now.
If I needed to poop,
the poop it would flow,
because I'm sitting
on the toilet here anyhow.
But no poop is comin',
comin' out of my butt,
So I don't,
don't need to poop.
I don't know why I thought
I would come in here today.
Because I didn't need
to poop when I sat down.
I think maybe
it was just to get away,
because sometimes everybody
makes me feel like frowning,
sometimes there's too many
people in the house
and I just want
to be left alone.
So I go to the bathroom
and I sit on the pot,
and I think about maybe,
trying to poop.
But I don't really need
to poop, poop, poop.
I just need to get
away from you.
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